"Also,no, I don't just hang around the house nude waiting for one of the children to injure themselves."
Despite the lack of any real content on the Nation, the Schooligan has actually been quite busy, what with Flat Tires and Potholes of Death, being invited to appear on Judge Joe Brown and watching Katie Holmes get sucked into a cult.
I got my Black Diamond Stoppers in the other day. Am v. v. excited to try them out. Hoping to get up to North Conway this weekend and see how they handle Cathedral Ledge.
Am going to Gargamel's brother's engagement party on Saturday. It is going to be a huge fete with wine tasting and Lobster and SHU MAI. Yes, that is right. SHU MOTHERFUCKING MAI. Mr. G was telling us all about the lobster and other sundries but the two of us stopped listening right after we heard Shu Mai, because, honestly, is there anything else that matters?
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wait...you mean something ELSE is going on in the world besides katie holmes getting sucked into a cult?
REALLY?!?!?!?!
No. Actually there isn't.
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