Through shopping. Duh.
I took a long lunch today to try and feel less homicidal. I went over to the mall and found a SUPER ADORABLE light blue silk retro polka dotted dress (in a size 4. TAKE THAT M&Ms!) at TJ Maxx for... $20! Yes! I did not, however, get any new shoes because all of the available shoes were either a) too expensive b) ugly c) all of the above. For a brief moment I wished that I could just be one of those people who throw on a pair of bejewelled flip flops and just go. But then I realized I would rather have style.
Post-mall, I headed over to the gear shop to grab a couple of carabiners and check out all the stuff I desperately want/need but can't afford. There was a different dude working who wouldn't let me go behind the counter and fondle the new Camalots. Jerk.
Now I am back at work, not calling Germany and wondering how early I can leave without anyone noticing.
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bejewelled flip flops are, indeed, the work of the devil. especially on middle-aged women with old, ugly, wrinkly feet.
but damn you for finding a retro polka dot dress before i did!
Sometimes you get lucky...
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