Jess needs to do a sexy shoot for FHM now.
Jess needs a new mouse.
Jess needs to be picked up by a parent or guardian.
Jess needs a home whereby she will be the only pet as she deserves 100% attention.
Jess needs an extra zipper.
Jess needs her mother AND a psychotherapist.
Jess needs a bed, not a raft.
Jess needs time to herself.
Jess needs someone who is mostly at home and can take her out 3-4 times a day.
Jess needs more intensive care.
JESS NEEDS TO GET A LONGER DRESS CUZ I DONT KNOW WHO SHE'S TRYIN 2 IMPRESS.
Jess needs to bail.
Jess needs to take a few pictures.
Jess needs to hear her ancestors speak.
Jess needs to go to Maine.
jess needs to lay off the al-key-hol.
Jess needs to address the funding question with Captain Sheets and the Commissioner.
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Jess definitely needs to get her ass to Maine so she can wear fabulous shoes and drink martinis with her gal, Piper! (Did I mention I live in Freeport - Mecca of all outdoor gear, as we have LL Bean, Patagonia AND North Face all in one town!?!?!)
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