Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Christmas (or "I should go to bed instead of drinking wine and blogging)

Now, anyone familiar with the schooligan knows that she isn't all gushy about holidays. In fact, her intimate friends knows that she likes to spend them drunk on bourbon and stuffed full of pie. But for some reason, this year feels different. Like, when a certain adorable villain talks about DECORATING THE VOODOO LOUNGE FOR CHRISTMAS, instead of immediately throttling him while simultaneously chugging a bottle of knob creek, I agree that it would be nice to have a christmassy house. What the hell has gotten into me?

Oh, and for the record, yes, please, get me vibrators for Christmas.

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