Thursday, March 02, 2006

Relationship Advice From Rhett Butler

I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i just re-read Gone With the Wind a couple weeks ago. I sort of forgot how annoying all of the characters are, but apparently they give good relationship advice. Also important:
1. don't show your bosom until 4 o'clock
2. eat before the bbq so you don't look like a pig
3. a dress made out of curtains often helps you get the big bucks
4. horseback riding can be dangerous

there's not more a person needs to know, really.