So, there has been some recent talk about
How do we market the Schooligan?I mean, for the love of blogging, I would like to do
SOMETHING with all of my ridiculousness. "Something" being creating some sort of presence, a concept rather than a product and just assaulting the world with an invitation to the Schooligan Nation.
And my mania. Which is in full force these days. But I blame that on the hair. Whenever I spend obscene amounts of money on vanity I feel like that gives me the right, no
OBLIGATION, to mince around feeling fabulous.
The 5RV (that's the
color of my hair.) even carried over into my mailbox where I was assaulted but an envelope telling me that had been
hand selected to receive some
Slimming pantyhose. Like, hey fatty, we can help! But instead of immediately collapsing into a self-loatheing pile of fat, I hung the envelope on my fridge and laughed all the way to the martini shaker.
p.s. I think my sister said it best: you look
fine..youre not fat or big-butted...well maybe a little big-butted but
thats okay!! I still love you!! =)
Schooligan Nation: Where you can be a little big-butted and we will still love you!
3 comments:
Zine-ing might be AN answer.
And would you have been equally miffed by some unknown marketing company finding your home address, mailing info, marketing data and mailing you some martini-based piece of advertising? Would you have laughed all the way to the stocking drawer?
I just want to say that big-buttedness is TOTALLY HOTT.
Try offering something free on your website. That always sucks em in!
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