Thursday, November 17, 2005

Nein, echte deutsche Leute tragen lederhosen nicht.

The hillarity of cock is just unparallelled. (Breadolellogram of pizza?) Today, we have some visitors from Fisia-Babcock, our german counterpart. I was delegated to "meet and greet" these Überraschend normale deutsche Leute I had to escort the esteemed Herr Doktor Wolfgang Schuttenhelm to the board room. I of course, had decided to wear the most ridiculous outfit ever to work today. Between the pleated schooligan mini skirt and the black motorcycle boots is was all I could do not to bust into a rendition of:

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

Instead I had a very awkward elevator ride with Dr. Schuttenhelm where we discussed the weather in both Farentheit AND Celsius! My friend Emily pointed out that I missed a golden opportunity to ask An Authentic German Person what the deal with Lederhosen REALLY was.

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