The problem with Halloween, besides me not ever doing anything nearly as fabulous as I imagined, is that if you are a girl, most costumes revolve around wearing as little themed clothing as possible. Don't be a pirate, be a SEXY PIRATE! A sexy law enforcement officer! A sexy hot dog! I'd like something nautical without looking like well...
Oh, and Bee is already taken.
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i love the ninja-bee. i also have no costume, nothing fun to do, it's going to be like 30 degrees and i have to go to work at 8 a.m. the next day.
but this one time, on halloween, i built a pirate ship in the living room. how long does that make me cool for?
Um, for... EVER!
It could be worse...
You could have wanted to be a soldier for your cub scout Halloween party and instead get tricked into being Hot Lips from MASH.
It uh, happened to a friend.
maybe you can be a beekeeper - no skin showing whatsoever. and you can carry ninja around with you to threaten any bee keeper suit fetishists that try to hit on you.
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