Monday, July 11, 2005

Asses of Mass Destruction

So, I have this problem with my ass. Namely that it keeps BUSTING OUT OF MY PANTS and threatening to take over the world. I have had two pair of Prana climbing pants fall victim to AssZilla in the past three months.

Last night it happened again.
I was calmly packing up my apartment when all of a sudden I felt the back seam of my pyjamas tear right up my backside.

Granted they were Old Navy circa 1998, but this does not bode well.

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