Pop quiz:
Which of the following is NOT a true story:
1. After much back and forth between me and my "doctor" about changing my drugs, she gives me the names of 3 options and tells me to go online, look them up and pick which one I want, apparently forgetting which one of us has a degree of medical knowledge.
2. Upon seeing my new haircut, my sister declares that I look like I stepped of the cover of "Ramona Quimby Age 8".
3. Trying to track down a guy in my department (at Cock), I stand up and yell, "Hey, anyone seen DICK?"
Answer: Number 2. My sister said I looked like a Mushroom.
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